You should've been gone, knowing how I made you feel

Things I shouldn't admit I did today:
1) Honked at an eighty-year-old women for driving too slow in the left lane
2) Muttered "old bitch" as I pressed the horn
3) Finished a grad school application 17 hours before the due date
4) Wore boxers that glow in the dark glowed back in their prime. They had big red hearts all over.
5) Hummed "Oh Sherrie" by Steve Perry for an hour
6) Downloaded "Oh Sherrie"
7) Listened to "Oh Sherrie" on constant repeat