Thursday, January 08, 2004

Baby, That was not Money

I withdrew $100 from my savings account on New Year's Eve. I drove to Biloxi with McSuck. I played two hours of blackjack. I left $80 at the Beau Rivage Casino. I left about 10 percent of my savings sitting on the blackjack table.

My cousin drove to Biloxi two days later. My cousin played hours of blackjack. My cousin took money from the Beau Rivage Casino. My cousin took $23,000 home, give or take a few bucks to tip his big-breasted cocktail waitress for keeping the Coors coming.

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