Things that Make for a Pretty Sweet Tuesday (or, Why I am Better than You):
Watch Old School at 5:30 am
Eat Alehouse wings for breakfast
Receive an e-mail consisting only of 10 digits and a subject reading, "Jennifer Anniston's Cell Number"
Run through an empty university
See an independent French flick with cute girls
Go grocery shopping at midnight
Sleep with the AC all the on, and the clothes all the way off