If I had gone to high school at Bayside, I probably would have gotten sick of Zach making some smart-aleck remark everytime Principal Belding had an assembly, not to mention how he and his five teacher's-pet friends always got called in class to do the cool assignments. I also probably would have also told Slater, Dude, it's so obvious you lip-synch in the band; told Jesse, Lighten up! They're just caffeine pills. Stop swallowing and switch to decaf; and told Kelly, You're hot. We could make beautiful babies.