A typical Beta Beta busboy on April Fool's Day:

"Hey, I just got off the phone with your mom. She died. And don't call your dad because he said he doesn't even know you anymore and wants nothing of you. April Fools! Your mom didn't die, but the stuff about your dad is true. April Fools!"

"Cool, I'm glad you're standing right there because you're not in my way. April Fools!"

"I like you, man. And it really is just a coincedence that I'm saying it so enthusiastically on this day of the calendar. I don't even believe in April Fool's Day. April Fools!"

"You're not fat. April Fools! That's a lie, though, and that's the truth, and that's the truth. and that's a lie, and that's a lie. April Fools!"

"ThisisaplateAprilFoolshahaha!"