A guy stands next in the express checkout line at Publix. As he pulls out his wallet to swipe his debit card, the cashier doublechecks that the items to be swapped are indeed his. The guy quickly responds that his girlfriend asked him to buy that Vogue magazine. The girl, the whole story, is a complete lie. The guy doesn't want to buy a women's fashion magazine. He's simply hit another low point in his adoration for Cameron Diaz.