Trivial Fact #A21
Your body begins to function abnormally after an average of 36 consecutive hours of consciousness.

Trivial Fact #D30
Exceptions to A21 can occur. For instance, after 28 consecutive hours of consciousness, one can experience the hallucination that he is simultaneously passing a kidney stone and having a panic attack.

Trivial Fact #P40
This fact is being written after 31 consecutive hours of consciousness.

Trivial Fact #M23
Prior engagements today will most likely extend the streak of conscious hours to 40, surpassing the threshold of normal functioning.

Trvial Fact #L20
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