They hired me, and I immediately quit.

Blockbuster Video called my house tonight asking to speak to me regarding my application. The nasal-voiced man on the other end of the phone invited me to come in tomorrow and discuss when I could work for them. Had they responded to my application when they first received it, I may have been able to work in that blue and yellow polo shirt. Over a month later, I'm preparing to move into my Gainesville apartment. So when I hung up the phone, I returned to the living room, lied on the couch next to a beautiful woman, watched a movie not rented from Blockbuster, and remained without a job.

And I couldn't be happier.