Cable modem installation unsuccessful = check computer for problems = can't fathom a reason websites won't open on my computer = call Cox Communications for assistance = talk with Richard the technician for 1.5 hours = still have no internet = still have no clue why modem and computer hate each other = will call Cox tomorrow morning = a technician will come and discover that I did something to my computer = he'll take my money I need for books and car = I won't buy my school books or fix my car = I flunk my exams and my car still screams = I flunk my classes and my car scares people = I flunk out of school and my brakes stop working = I have no job and live in my car, which lays lifeless against a telephone pole I crashed into