A new commercial has replaced "This is the face of erectile dysfunction" as the no-way-in-hell-could-they-ever-flash-enough-money-in-my-broke-college-student-face-to-get-me-in-that commercial. That poor guy dancing around in his white Joe Boxers by K-Mart is scarred for life. That pathetic smile on his face as he shakes his fists like marachas; that bouncing up and down with his abs, calves, and bulge in full display for the entire viewing nation; that freeze-time quality the commercial possesses where it seems this guy has been permanently stapled as the wallpaper to our television... it all adds up: scarred for life. He'll be walking down the street for the next five years with strangers mimicking his little mariachi rhumba for him to see. Not for all the money K-Mart owes has!