Wednesday, June 02, 2004

The Best Part of Getting Up North Will Be...

...joining people who understand that walking is mostly a means to an end and not a meticulous craft in need of careful execution. A trip to Wal-Mart today was pure torture as I tailgated behind several plodding senior citizens and indecisive parents who seemed like they were actually contemplating e-a-c-h s-t-e-----p. I would accelerate past these stumbling blocks at the nearest opening, only to almost crash into yet another shopping cart going at snail pace. I could tell I annoyed them by breathing down their necks, but I like to get to where I need to get, and they were in my way.

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