Quotes that Have Made Me Think No Matter How this Election Turns Out, We're Screwed

"I voted for Bush because I asked myself which ads pissed me off the least."

"(I voted for Bush) because Kerry's an idiot."

"I realized that everyone I know that voted for Kerry is an idiot, and everyone I know that voted for Bush is an asshole."

"If you vote for Bush, you agree with Toby Keith. If you vote for Kerry, you agree with the fat little Dixie Chick. If you vote for Nader, you agree with Ralph Nader."

"The Pope told him not to go to war!"

"Fu-ckin Li-berals!" (Supposed taunt toward Gator fans by Bush-supporting Georgia Bulldogs)

"The funny part is that all you Bush and Kerry idolaters are the same. You just dont realize it."