An incredbile force exists that overcomes me. I can counter the force only in certain situations, and sadly I have few answers for the force when I sit at the computer. The force would be pain, shear pain. Honestly, my guess at the culpirt of my stomach and kidney pains was gas. I figured my Wednesday night Pizza Hut outing caused my stomach to bubble over and boil and perform a bongo symphony arouns my gut. Two days later, the pain intensified. This evening Dr. Moore discovered the cause of my troubles. I'm carrying a long tradition in my family. The last of my immediate household to achieve such greatness, I will carry on the family legacy.

Eventually, I will pass my kidney stones.