Farewell, you stupid stone!

That sucker that has plagued me for days finally jettisoned from my body. After my evening pee, I felt the scratching jagged agony of this solid mass dying to come out. I knew my next pee would release the stone. Vanilla coke after vanilla coke after vanilla coke guzzled and filling up for the explosion. By 9:30 I had to go baaaaaaaadly! Because Haley doesn't so well with pain, I escorted her out the door as soon as our movie ended, said goodnight, went inside, sat on the toilet, and went through about 7 seconds of labor until my baby shot out like a cannonball from a cannon jam-packed with gun (cannon?) powder.

Activities I have missed and can do again:
1) Drive
2) Sit-ups
3) Play Tennis
4) Lie flat on my back
5) Think about things unrelated to my bladder/urine/kidney (I apologize for the excessive bodily function references as of late)

Activities I have missed but still cannot do:
1) Pee without holding any type of container
2) Live outside these living quarters for several hours at a time

You can stop worrying about me know. I know you were scared, but this trooper pulled through!