A guy stands next in the express checkout line at Publix. As he pulls out his wallet to swipe his debit card, the cashier doublechecks that the items to be swapped are indeed his. The guy quickly responds that his girlfriend asked him to buy that Vogue magazine. The girl, the whole story, is a complete lie. The guy doesn't want to buy a women's fashion magazine. He's simply hit another low point in his adoration for Cameron Diaz.

"He's good music's answer to Jimmy Buffet."
---Furio, on Jack Johnson

You can't make up an idea by yourself. All your ideas have to come from somewhere.
---Mike Shank, American Movie

(hint, hint: my birthday is in three months)

By the end of the summer, I would like to own:
When We Were Small, Rosie Thomas
Elephant, The White Stripes
Circus, Lenny Kravitz
Moodswings, Joshua Redman
Better Dayz, Tupac Shakur
Hard Candy, Counting Crows

And hopefully not:
Meet Me in Margaritaville, Jimmy Buffet
The Complex, Blue Man Group