It's also probably why Tiffani Amber Theissen shortened her name to Tiffani Theissan. That name really was way too Sorority Girls House Party 3.

Hmm, maybe the names of the eighties are synonomous with stripper monikers because these "professional dancers" are young, (sometimes) hot chicks who were born in the early eighties. Then again, I may not be an expert on stripping, but I think these names have been popular on the dancing runway for at least ten years, when our girls of the eighties were too flat-chested young to strip. This a perplexing discovery, folks.

A startling revelation: those popular first names of the eighties--- Brittany, Tiffany, Nicole, Alexis, Amber, and so on--- are the same names long popular of strippers (they especially work well in combination: "Amber Nicole to the Champagne room, please."). Face it: Generation Y was doomed at the first signature of their birth certificates.

Only on Valentine's Day could you get a nickname like that...

So what do you think of the nickname "Cuddles"?