Hmm, maybe the names of the eighties are synonomous with stripper monikers because these "professional dancers" are young, (sometimes) hot chicks who were born in the early eighties. Then again, I may not be an expert on stripping, but I think these names have been popular on the dancing runway for at least ten years, when our girls of the eighties were too flat-chested young to strip. This a perplexing discovery, folks.