If you decided to halt the normal progress of your life and fulfill every person's fantasy of becoming a full-fledged porn star, what would be your stage name? If you didn't know, there is actually a formula for a person's porn alias. Take your middle name, then stick the name of the street you grew up on at the end (omitting St., Rd., Dr., etc.). Bam... you're ready for a booming career in the video sex industry!

Tonight the boys of Country Village designed their porn posters, courtesy of Microsoft Picture It. If you'd like your own custom porn poster, send me your middle name, the street you grew up on, and a sexy portrait, because I'm totally down with making more of these to put on the marquee! For now, here are the rising stars of Country Village...