Before the Florida-LSU game, we discussed using a coupon for Domino's Pizza after the game for free cheesy bread "When the Gators beat LSU."

During the Florida-LSU game, we joked and wielded out the sarcasm to relieve ourselves of the pain.

After the Florida-LSU game, we burned frankincense and myrrh in our Zook shrine and pleaded with our leader to release us from the misery that has become Gator football.